{"id":126,"date":"2015-10-22T10:59:41","date_gmt":"2015-10-22T08:59:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/finntrebbien.net\/blog\/?p=126"},"modified":"2016-11-15T16:32:21","modified_gmt":"2016-11-15T15:32:21","slug":"natlig-ture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trebbien.eu\/blog\/natlig-ture\/","title":{"rendered":"Natlig ture"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jeg ved ikke med jer andre, men jeg er forsynet med en temmelig autonom bl\u00e6re. Den er kort sagt ligeglad med tidspunkt eller omst\u00e6ndigheder. N\u00e5r det skal v\u00e6re – SKAL det v\u00e6re.
\nMen klokken 3 <\/span><\/span>om natten sover b\u00e5de hjemmehj\u00e6lpen og Helle, s\u00e5 jeg har udviklet min egen metode til at komme ud p\u00e5 badev\u00e6relset ved egen kraft<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/span><\/span>Benene ud over kanten og som en stor bl\u00f8d hvid bolledej glider jeg ned, indtil jeg kan ligge p\u00e5 kn\u00e6 og h\u00e6nder. S\u00e5 i en klassisk stil som et hvert et \u00e5rs barn mestrer til fuldkommenhed kravler jeg med sm\u00e5 bev\u00e6gelser ud gennem gangen og stiler mod badev\u00e6relset.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Og i nat m\u00f8dte jeg p\u00e5 min vej katten Fie der sad og tronede midt p\u00e5 gulvet. <\/span><\/span>Hun lagde hovedet lidt p\u00e5 skr\u00e5, kikkede p\u00e5 mig mens hun blinkede langsomt til mig.
\n<\/span><\/span>Jeg sv\u00e6rger p\u00e5 at jeg n\u00e6sten kunne h\u00f8re hende t\u00e6nke “H\u00f8r her Makker, med det tempo fanger du ikke noget som helst”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Og det eneste svar jeg kunne give p\u00e5 det var –  “Men s\u00e5 er det jo heldigt at toilettet ikke l\u00f8ber”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jeg ved ikke med jer andre, men jeg er forsynet med en temmelig autonom bl\u00e6re. Den er kort sagt ligeglad med tidspunkt eller omst\u00e6ndigheder. N\u00e5r det skal v\u00e6re – SKAL det v\u00e6re. 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