{"id":128,"date":"2015-10-29T11:01:06","date_gmt":"2015-10-29T09:01:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/finntrebbien.net\/blog\/?p=128"},"modified":"2016-11-15T16:33:11","modified_gmt":"2016-11-15T15:33:11","slug":"natte-moede","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trebbien.eu\/blog\/natte-moede\/","title":{"rendered":"Natte m\u00f8de"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jeg troede at jeg havde oplevet alle bivirkninger af mine mange piller, men i nat dukkede en ny op. Mine kn\u00e6 er tilsyneladende blevet i stand til at virke som metaldetektor. Anden forklaring kan jeg ikke se. Hvordan skulle det ellers g\u00e5 til at mit h\u00f8jre kn\u00e6 med usvigelig sikkerhed kunne ramme pr\u00e6cis den eneste s\u00f8m i d\u00f8rtrinnet der havde arbejdet sig lidt op. Pludselig placerede kn\u00e6et sig p\u00e5 s\u00f8mmet mens jeg foretog min natlige kravle tur fra sovev\u00e6relset til badev\u00e6relset. Ret fancy, men det ville have v\u00e6ret rart med en varslingstone. Eller i det mindste bare et lille bitte BIP !<\/span><\/p>\n

N\u00e5, man kan jo ikke f\u00e5 alt og efter jeg p\u00e5 denne m\u00e5de havde f\u00e5et aktiveret eventuelle stadig slumrende nerveceller fortsatte jeg og kunne snart nyde gulvvarmen i badev\u00e6relset. <\/span><\/p>\n

Da jeg kom ud, sad katten Fie og ventede og i samme sekund jeg s\u00e5 p\u00e5 hende, tiltede hun om p\u00e5 ryggen og vendte, drejede og snoede sig som kun en kat – eller Helle, kunne for tyve \u00e5r siden. Nu er jeg jo ikke en hankat, men kunne trods alt ikke lade v\u00e6re med at nusse hende lidt p\u00e5 maven – alts\u00e5 katten. Under mine fingerspidser kunne jeg m\u00e6rke hendes muskler ligge som sm\u00e5 tove inde under huden. Jeg kom til at t\u00e6nke p\u00e5 min egen sixpack som efter ugers total inaktivitet snart er en saga blot. Det minder efterh\u00e5nden mere om en fad\u00f8ls fustage. Stor rund og med bl\u00f8de rundinger<\/span><\/p>\n

Eller er \u00e5rsagen ikke den manglende aktivitet men et resultat af al den muskelafslappende medicin jeg ogs\u00e5 har spist og som g\u00f8r mig bl\u00f8d og slap. ? En uhyggelig tanke melder sig, for hvad nu hvis det spreder sig til resten af kroppen. Og specielt den del der ligger syd for navlen ???<\/span><\/p>\n

N\u00e5 nej, den del er jo ikke baseret p\u00e5 muskelstyrke, huskede jeg s\u00e5. Pyha, sikken en lettelse. <\/span><\/p>\n

Fie n\u00f8d behandlingen og spandt h\u00f8jere og h\u00f8jere. Lyden mindede efterh\u00e5nden en hel del om en diselgenerator der st\u00e5r p\u00e5 et l\u00f8st metalfundament. D\u00e6mp dig lidt dit lille pelsdyr. Du ender med at v\u00e6kke Helle. Fie kikkede p\u00e5 mig og greb fat om min underarm med alle fire poter. Umuligt, kunne jeg se hun t\u00e6nkte. Hvis hun kan sove for din snorken, l\u00e6gger hun slet ikke m\u00e6rke til min fine spinden.<\/span><\/p>\n

Jeg var lige ved at give hende et skarpt gensvar men inds\u00e5 at det m\u00e5ske ikke lige var sagen, n\u00e5r der sv\u00e6vede fire s\u00e6t superskarpe kl\u00f8er s\u00e5 t\u00e6t p\u00e5 min arm at den kunne ligne b\u00f8f-tatar i l\u00f8bet af f\u00e5 sekunder. S\u00e5 jeg trak mig stille og roligt tilbage til sengen og faldt i s\u00f8vn.<\/span><\/p>\n

Senere p\u00e5 natten v\u00e5gnede jeg ved at Helle skubbede til mig. Vend dig om, du snorker sagde hun. Nix, svarede jeg bare. Det m\u00e5 v\u00e6re Fie du kan h\u00f8re<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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