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Hellere boller p\u00e5 suppen end suppe p\u00e5 bollerne<\/p>\n

Ingen arme, ingen sm\u00e5kager<\/p>\n

Der findes ingen dumme sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5l \u2013 kun dumme mennesker<\/p>\n

Den der g\u00e5r i seng med kl\u00f8ende r\u00f8v, v\u00e5gner op med lugtende finger<\/p>\n

Gud gav manden en hjerne og en penis, men ikke blod nok til at bruge begge dele samtidig<\/p>\n

Hvis din k\u00e6reste begynder at ryge, b\u00f8r du s\u00e6tte farten ned!<\/p>\n

Man skal ikke sl\u00e5 st\u00f8rre bager ned end man kan bolle<\/p>\n

Hellere en sild i sengen end tre torsk i nettet<\/p>\n

God samvittighed er tegn p\u00e5 d\u00e5rlig hukommelse<\/p>\n

Hellere revne end levne<\/p>\n

Hellere en god trekant end en ond cirkel<\/p>\n

Hellere tre stjerner p\u00e5 salamien end tre salamier i stjernen<\/p>\n

Sl\u00e5 aldrig p\u00e5 en der ligger ned \u2013 det er meget nemmere at sparke<\/p>\n

Det bedre at se godt ud langtfra \u2013 end at se langt fra godt ud<\/p>\n

langt fra ser hun godt ud, t\u00e6t p\u00e5 ser hun langt fra godt ud<\/p>\n

langt fra er hun t\u00e6t p\u00e5 at se godt ud, t\u00e6t p\u00e5 er hun langt fra at se godt ud<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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