{"id":620,"date":"2016-03-05T10:40:07","date_gmt":"2016-03-05T09:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/finntrebbien.net\/blog\/?p=620"},"modified":"2016-03-05T17:48:31","modified_gmt":"2016-03-05T16:48:31","slug":"at-se-muligheder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trebbien.eu\/blog\/at-se-muligheder\/","title":{"rendered":"At se muligheder"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5>Jeg er lige s\u00e5 meget vanedyr som alle andre. F\u00f8rst n\u00e5r jobsituationen eller helbredet \u00e6ndrer sig radikalt, begynder man at t\u00e6nke p\u00e5 hvilke muligheder livet kan tilbyde.<\/h5>\n<p>Og det fik mig til at huske p\u00e5 denne lille historie som jeg h\u00f8rte for f\u00f8rste gang\u00a0 for mange \u00e5r siden:<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>N\u00e5r man bliver f\u00f8dt er der to muligheder:<\/p>\n<p>Man kan blive en dreng eller man kan blive en pige!<\/p>\n<p>Hvis man bliver en pige er det lige meget, men hvis man bliver en dreng s\u00e5 er der igen to muligheder:<\/p>\n<p>Man kan komme i h\u00e6ren eller man kommer ikke i h\u00e6ren.<\/p>\n<p>Hvis man ikke kommer i h\u00e6ren er det lige meget, men hvis man g\u00f8r er der igen to muligheder:<\/p>\n<p>Enten kommer man\u00a0\u00a0i krig ellers g\u00f8r man ikke!<\/p>\n<p>Hvis man ikke g\u00f8r er det lige meget, men hvis man g\u00f8r er der igen to muligheder:<\/p>\n<p>Enten d\u00f8r man ellers d\u00f8r man ikke, hvis man ikke d\u00f8r er det lige meget, men hvis man d\u00f8r s\u00e5 er der igen to muligheder:<\/p>\n<p>Enten bliver begravet i en f\u00e6llesgrav eller i en enmandsgrav! Hvis man bliver begravet i en enmandsgrav er det lige meget, men hvis man bliver begravet i en f\u00e6llesgrav er der igen to muligheder:<\/p>\n<p>Enten kommer man til at ligge \u00f8verst ellers kommer man til at ligge nederst! Hvis man kommer til at ligge nederst er det lige meget men, hvis man ligger \u00f8verst er der igen to muligheder:<\/p>\n<p>Enten vokser man op som et tr\u00e6 ellers vokser man op som en blomst! Hvis man vokser op som en blomst er det lige meget, men hvis man vokser op som et tr\u00e6, s\u00e5 er der igen to muligheder:<\/p>\n<p>enten bliver man lavet om til toiletpapir ellers bliver man lavet om til tegnepapir! Hvis man bliver lavet om til tegnepapir er det lige meget, men hvis man bliver lavet om til toiletpapir er der igen to muligheder:<\/p>\n<p>Enten kommer man til at h\u00e6nge p\u00e5 et offentligt toilet ellers kommer man til at h\u00e6nge i et privat hjem. Hvis man bliver h\u00e6ngt i et privat hjem er det lige meget, men hvis man kommer til at h\u00e6nge p\u00e5 et offentligt toilet, s\u00e5 er der igen to muligheder: enten kommer man til at h\u00e6nge p\u00e5 drengetoilettet ellers kommer man til at h\u00e6nge p\u00e5 pigetoilettet, hvis man kommer til at h\u00e6nge p\u00e5 herretoilettet er det lige meget, men hvis man kommer til at h\u00e6nge p\u00e5 pigetoilettet er der igen to muligheder: enten bliver man t\u00f8rt forfra eller bagfra, men hvis man bliver t\u00f8rt forfra er det lige meget, men hvis man bliver t\u00f8rt bagfra&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; S\u00c5 ER DET HELE NOGET L&#8230;.!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeg er lige s\u00e5 meget vanedyr som alle andre. F\u00f8rst n\u00e5r jobsituationen eller helbredet \u00e6ndrer sig radikalt, begynder man at t\u00e6nke p\u00e5 hvilke muligheder livet kan tilbyde. 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